"Fat People Ruin My Day"

America's Obesity epidemic is starting to cramp Sarah's style.

"The Young & the Ruthless"

The children of Springfield need to be put on a leash. Literally.

"Whorespondence Dinner"

Sarah is unimpressed with the guest list at the big White House dinner...


College, Schmollege.  It's a scam.

"Play Ground Rules"

Sarah likes the park. Some people don't like that Sarah likes the park.

"One is the Horniest Number"

Sarah realizes the hypocrisy of her ways, and decides to unearth some truth about herself.

"Q Marks the Spot"

The drivers in Springfield are so horrible, there has to be an explanation. There has to be some underlying cause. There has to be...a conspiracy

"White House of Pain"

The GOP Primary is depressing...

"Pretty Women"

All the women in politics are only there to prevent women from being in politics.

"Now That's What You Call Music?"

Pop music just isn't as cheap as it used to be...


Sarah opens the Pandora's Box of Manipulation that is Bondsy's brain.

"What Would Booker Kill?"

"I'd Tap That"

The bottle water industry is to blame for the wussification of our youth...

"Cloudy With a Chance of Manipulation"

"I Hate Cheaters"

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