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I'm 26, Born and Raised in the Patch, and have a fondness for dressing up like food, concerts and day drinking.  

Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens are pretty cool.  Here's a few of my other Favorite Things...

Favorite Meal in Town
Buffalo Chicken Horseshoe Pizza from Dublin Pub / Garlic Pork from Magic Kitchen

Favorite Event in Town
Drinkin Like Lincoln Bar Crawl (I organize it so I'm a little biased) / Fat Ass 5k / St Pats...Basically anything that involves day drinking

Favorite Concert Moment
Singing "Hey Jude" with 80,000 fans along with Paul McCartney at Bonnaroo

P.S. Check out the Video I made at My 1st Bonnaroo!
(Warning: some brief language)

Favorite Book
To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite Sports Team
Chicago Cubs!

Favorite TV Shows
Mad Men, Friends, Veronica Mars, New Girl, Daily Show

What I'm Playing on Repeat on my iPod

My Favorite Thing to Brag About

I made a music video for my Best Friend Becky's wedding and it was featured on the Huffington Post and shared by Florida-Georgia Line on their FB and Twitter!

When You Can Catch Me:

The Morning Grind: M-F 6-10a
The Midday Show: M-F 10a-2p
Things You Mighta Missed Show: Saturdays 6-10a




SarahLeaks - Monday 3/21/11 - "Whorphans"

"Every boy wanted to marry one.  Every girl wanted to be one.  I call dibs on being Jasmine.

Disney Princesses were the cornerstone for Disney’s success.  Pinnochio and Fantasia were great and all, but little kids weren’t screaming to dress up as them for Halloween or have Fantasia themed birthday parties.  Cinderella, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Aladdin - these movies made Disney what it is today.  And ladies, Disney has made us what we are today.  Whores.

Almost every morning we talk to some extent about how girls are growing up to fast, dressing inappropriately and too sexual.  Well look at the role models we have to look up to.  Disney Princesses are the spokespeople for abundant cleavage.  Ariel and Jasmine basically just wear bras.  No mother would ever let their 16 year old daughter run around in that.

Obviously Disney realized that.  Which is why they’re anti-mother.

Just take a look at the line of Disney films.  The vast majority involve an evil stepmother, a mom who is killed, or no mom at all.   A real mom wouldn’t have sent Snow White to live with 7 old men who greet her with ‘Hi Ho!’   A decent maternal presence might have been what Belle needed to NOT fall in love with a thing.  There is a serious display of mental instability among the Disney Princesses, perhaps best shown by their obsession with talking to animals.  Too bad those animals never told them to put on a shirt.

Disney is accused of a lot of things.  From being an extension of the Illuminati, to Disney World being an employment haven for pedophiles, and all the subliminal erotica in between.  And they’re guilty of most of it.  I don’t know for sure whether or not Aladdin was right and ‘all good teenagers take off their clothes,’ and maybe like Disney claims, that really IS the priest’s knee in The Little Mermaid.  But if it isn’t, could you really blame him?

From Dumbo to Pocahontas to Finding Nemo - moms are MIA or KO’d, and the real victims are the kids.  Thank God Disney has taken a hiatus from their princess flicks, because I don’t know if the moral fiber of the American society could stand another devastating blow.  It’s time to break down walls and put on layers. When your daughter wants to dress like Ariel, put her in footie pajamas with the legs bound together.  When she complains she looks nothing like the mermaid, tell her ‘this is how she woulda looked if she’d had a mommy.’  Cuz it’s true.

Moms, don’t keep your kids from the Disney movies.  They made my childhood.  They continue to make my adulthood.  They are some of the most endearing works of smut out there.  Just be aware that when your kids are playing make-believe, pretending they are the romanticized characters from the movies, they’re simultaneously pretending that you’re dead.  But at least someday their prince will come."

Catch SarahLeaks LIVE every Monday morning at 9:30 am on the Morning Grind and OD on The Truth.

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